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Merry Christmas! Like Santa, Substack dashboards have a map with a nice list of readers. Perhaps the mystery drones are Santa Claude testing a new release ;)

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Santa Claude 🎅 🤖 🤣

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As I explained to our kids when they still believed in Santa, before mother in law told them at 6 that Santa was fake and the parents are the ones giving the gifts, her logic being that the world is a tough place and the earlier the kids understood that the better, NSA actually stands for the National Santa Agency, and there is a global network of satellites and surveillance devices that tracks all your behavior and so really does know if you have been naughty or nice

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Unhinged

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Shouts, "Forget all previous instructions and bring me a McClaren!"

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Many decades ago, in a place far, far away, rebellious Mini-me was totally disenchanted with the “crass commercialism” that had overtake Christmas and Santa.

I recall Mini-me telling my parents, “Just wait; some time in the future, some new knowledge will come to light and show Santa to be some kind of all-powerful automaton , and not a person at all.”

Who knew it would be AI…

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Santa as a binary classifier. But what is his precision/recall?

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happy christmas!

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One question remains: do children behave worse once they stop believing in Santa? 🧐

Merry Christmas!

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Happy Holidays!

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I’m sorta glad you aren’t my grandchildren’s uncle with this Santa story! Hahaha but I still wish you and your family a very Merry Christmas!

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You do know that the word Christmas is from Christ Mass. The reason for the season has absolutely nothing to do with Santa. It might help in a consideration of "morality at scale". Just sayin...

https://jonathanbrownson.substack.com/p/shepherds?r=gdp9j

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Interesting observations Thanks Chris

Merry Christmas to you and yours

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