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Good use of a Sunday

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Very clever. But methinks thou doth overstate the little blue bird’s value.

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Well this much better sums up the very long thing I wrote about Twitter.😍 Perfectly said

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One you could also play with to equal effect...

Perfidy by Pushkin

When your best friend, to sounds of your words,

Begins to answer with sarcastic silence;

When he pulls out, from a touch of yours,

His own hand with visual repugnance;

When, having pierced you with his look from side,

He nods his head in the despiteful fashion, -

Don’t say, “He’s ill, he’s an unhappy child,

He’s tortured by his madness-like dejection,”

Don’t say, “He is unthankful and unfair

He’s evil, weak and mustn’t be friendly treated,

And all his life’s just somewhat of nightmare…”

Or are you right, and calmly will repeat it?

If you were right, he’s ready to be dead,

If it’s impossible to be by you forgiven,

But if you used a sacred might of Friend

To push him in unhappiness and grievance;

If you insidiously stung his unstable mind,

His fearful imagination,

And was so glad to find a proud fun

In his deep pine, sore tears and humiliation;

But if you self was the disguised advent

Of dirty clemency, destroying all his sacred,

But if you bound him, when he was slept,

And, laughing, pushed him to a realm of hatred,

And he had read in mute soul of yours,

All those secrets, with his look of sadness, --

Then go forth, not sparing empty words, –

Your doom is last, your destiny is merciless.

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Brilliant! You clever wordsmith!

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Respectfully curious—this reads very ChatGPT with all the rhyming. Did you write this using it?

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My thoughts lately is that science and reason may be better served by skeptics and writers coalescing elsewhere and relying on word of mouth/social sharing to take the message back to the cesspit that Twitter has become.

This way people can go about their important work abuse free, angst free, and be even more productive than ever.

I see no value in remaining behind to piss into the wind. It achieves nothing and just plain stinks.

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Brilliant. Beautiful.

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Cute. My sentiments on many occasions.

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This is off-topic but important. Can you please allow for the removal of the meta tag

<meta name="robots" content="noindex" />!! Thanks. It appears on a page I wish to bring to the attention of the world via search engines.

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Well, it would appear Elon chucked me off my Twitter account 6 months ago & never let me back. So I’d guess he didn’t care for what I’d been tweeting or writing or whatever you’d call it. Very happy on SubStack ... used my Twitter share proceeds to buy a max stake in SubStack....Make me PROUD !!

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This was so great! You definitely did Shakespeare more justice than I was expecting. I wrote: To Sleep or Not to Sleep. It was more a joke than anything. But you should read it.

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Twitter made up my mind for me. They banned me for life 18 months ago. I appealed at the time and got a no, of course I did.

Then Lord Musko took over and made some noises with his mouth that sounded like he would be restoring banned accounts.

So I appealed again. Nothing happened.

I ostensibly was banned for a moderately rude remark.

Notes is now the place to be anyway.

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Enable fully tweet embedding (i.e. the full HTML code) else I am going to have to come out of retirement at age 58 to code up my own blogging platform (probably on a block chain also) that integrates properly with Twitter. Lest you think I am not capable, I have been a key programmer in three "million user" software applications in my lifetime— two of which I was the founder, lead programmer and in the last case (CoolPage) the only programmer. It is ridiculous that I still can't find a decent blogging platform after waiting for 10 years. My patience is running out. Cripes, I just want to blog unfettered. So tired of this crap.

Backgrounder:

https://twitter.com/shelbyhmooreiii/status/1645922454366302208

https://twitter.com/shelbyhmooreiii/status/1646014273817047042

https://twitter.com/shelbyhmooreiii/status/1645977956051738625

P.S. I might at some point use Notes, but don’t offer me an inferior Twitter integration to serve your proprietary motives as if I am your slave. And stop with the pretentious highfalutin BS, nobody with a functioning brain-stem will think that a CENTRALIZED corporation can deliver utopia with any staying power.

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Helo i want to earn money can you help me.you give me a job.

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